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The brilliant weekend, the worst day ever and next week! <3

So, i’ve had an absolutely brilliant weekend. 

I spent Friday with Andrew and family, went to the quiz that my Dad hosts and came second :’( Boooo. My ticket was pulled twice for play your cards right and Cathy’s (my step mum) was pulled the third time! Needless to say, neither of us won :’( Ha!

Spent the night at Andrews and i got into an absolute crank because i needed to be up early and couldn’t sleep, then i finally slept!

Saturday i was up bright and early and went to see Pip in Ormskirk so i could treat her to a birthday lunch and give her her presents. She seemed happy with them! We both had burgers and were stuck to our chairs in a burger coma for about 3 hours afterwards. They were HUGE. We found a new love for Disraeli’s burger relish though <3 mmmmmmmmm.

So after the burgers (and the coma had subsided) we went for a shop for an outfit for me to wear in the evening. Pip was not impressed. I dragged her in and out of Dorothy Perkins twice, New Look, Charity Shop and EVEN Bon Marche (only god knows why) to find something. Third time lucky into Dorothy Perkins, i just let Pip through me a load of clothes and i had to try everything on. It was actually hilarious some of the things i tried, i looked like a right trollop. Finally though, she picked out some skinny jeans and a lovely top (i always wear dresses) and i was convinced i’d look like a dick, but i actually really liked it. Pip said i looked classy, so i bought them :)

After that, we retreated to Disraeli’s and sat in the darkest corner we could find to cry over the amount of stress i’d put us both under. Then Soph came down :)

Me and Soph left as we had lot’s of drinking and getting ready to do before we went out that night, so we bought some blackcurrant champagne (it was actually nommy) and some wine (which we didn’t drink) and some sours (which we had one shot of), got ready and went out with Matt. It was goooood, just a couple of drinks, then back to Sophs to play ‘I have Never’…. Boy, did i find out some weird things :| Scarred for life.

After getting home and making a ham sandwich, i went to sleep. All in all, a great day and night.

Today however, i have been in the worlds worst mood. Didn’t wake up with a hangover, which is obviously a plus, but i have just been foul.

I’ve found every little thing irritating, haven’t wanted to talk to anyone and i’ve literally just sat in bed all day playing ps3. (I need a shower).

However, i’ve had to check my emails today to see if the rest of Andrews birthday presents are coming any time soon (i’m hoping that they will arrive tomorrow!!!) as i’m sick of waiting and i’m worried they’re not going to get here on time! :’( Could you imagine if they didn’t?! I’d die.

Anyway yeah, that’s one of the things i’m looking forward too! 27th September is going to be messy and i’m just so excited to see Andrews face when he opens his Pony! <3 Ahhhhh!! 

This weekend is going to be good as well (once i get the week of work out the way!) Seeing an old face, who i’ve missed dearly! Cannot wait for the gossip and the catch up! <3

Cool, so that’s my weekend and what i’m looking forward too.

Food, Shower, More PS3, Sleep <3
Night Tumblrzzzz.

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readybek:

do guys or girls actually find it attractive if a girl “squirts”? like wtf. personally i find it disgusting

Iv made a few girls squirt and its not so much attractive, more impressive because you have made it happen and its the most intense an orgasm can get for a girl if they actually can squirt plus it can be quite hard to achieve.  Its pretty hot lol but I wouldnt want it to happen in my face or anything lol

You’ve been a very lucky guy then, because its a proven fact that not actually every girl can squirt.
Its about the contraction of your vagina, not how ‘amazing’ the orgasm is. X

When you feel Uncomfortable

Y did u delete ur Be Sinful ?

Because i was living with a control freak.

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if you could tell someone something right now what would it be and why?

Doesn’t that sort of defeat the object of not being able to tell them?!

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Wheres the most adventerous place youve had sex?
Are you happier in a relationship or single?

Usually i’m happier single, but i am very very happy in my relationship at the moment :) x

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